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Your Girls Would Love It": What the Newly Released Epstein Files Reveal About Deepak Chopra

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Political cartoon: Your Girls Would Love It": What the Newly Released Epstein Files Reveal About Deepak Chopra
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The recent unsealing of millions of documents related to the late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein has sent shockwaves through the worlds of politics, business, and entertainment. However, one of the most unexpected and widely discussed revelations from the United States Department of Justice (DOJ) archive involves a figure synonymous with mindfulness, healing, and spiritual purity: bestselling author and wellness guru Deepak Chopra.

According to the newly publicized files, Chopra maintained a close and ongoing relationship with Epstein between 2016 and 2019—years after Epstein’s highly publicized 2008 conviction for soliciting a minor for prostitution. The correspondence, which includes discussions of finances, business ventures, and lewd banter about "cute girls," has ignited intense public scrutiny, raising profound ethical questions about the intersection of elite power circles and the "Big Wellness" industry.

The DOJ Document Dump: Unmasking Elite Networks

On January 30, 2026, the Justice Department released approximately 3.5 million pages of material under the Epstein Files Transparency Act. This massive disclosure—which includes emails, flight logs, financial records, and witness testimonies—was designed to shed light on the sprawling network of enablers, associates, and acquaintances who moved within Epstein’s orbit.

While inclusion in the files does not inherently imply criminal wrongdoing, the documents provide a stark look at how the world’s wealthiest and most influential individuals interacted with Epstein. For Deepak Chopra, a prominent Indian-American doctor and self-help icon, the files reveal a level of camaraderie and financial entanglement that starkly contrasts with his public brand of spiritual enlightenment.

"Your Girls Would Love It": Inside the Email Exchanges

The most damaging aspects of the disclosure stem from the tone and content of the hundreds of messages exchanged between Chopra and Epstein. The emails paint a picture of a relaxed, friendly relationship where the two men freely discussed travel, philosophy, and young women.

On multiple occasions, Chopra actively encouraged Epstein to bring "girls" along on their travels. In one 2017 exchange regarding a potential trip to a location in Carlsbad, California, Chopra wrote to Epstein: "Your girls would love it as would you." He made similar suggestions when Epstein invited him to a workshop in Switzerland.

The correspondence also took bizarre, pseudo-philosophical turns that blended Chopra's spiritual rhetoric with highly inappropriate banter. In one notable email thread, Chopra wrote, "God is a construct. Cute girls are real." When Epstein replied with a crude joke—"When the girls say, oh my god…?"—Chopra responded, "Yes That's divine tran=cendence."

While the documents do not specify the ages of the "girls" referenced in these exchanges, the casual nature of the banter with a registered sex offender has drawn widespread condemnation from both the public and advocates for survivors of abuse.

Financial Ties and Business Interests

Beyond casual conversation, the DOJ files uncover a financial and professional dimension to the Chopra-Epstein relationship. The records indicate that Chopra and his associates sought to leverage Epstein's immense wealth and network for their own ventures.

Chopra and his business partner, Poonacha Machaiah, reportedly sought Epstein’s input and potential investment for a wellness application called "Jiyo." Furthermore, in 2017, Chopra received a $50,000 check from "Gratitude America," one of Epstein’s charitable foundations.

The eagerness to mix business with Epstein’s social life is further highlighted in another email where Chopra offered to introduce his venture-capitalist son-in-law to the disgraced financier. Chopra noted that Epstein "might enjoy meeting him," but tellingly added a caveat: "(can't talk about girls)." It remains unverified whether this meeting ever took place, but the message strongly suggests that Chopra was fully aware of Epstein’s illicit interests and actively sought to compartmentalize them to secure business connections.

"Stay Silent, Meditate": PR Advice to a Convicted Offender

As Epstein faced mounting negative press in the years leading up to his 2019 arrest on federal sex trafficking charges, Chopra appeared to offer emotional and public relations support.

When Epstein shared an op-ed defending a controversial legal decision in his favor, lamenting another round of "very bad press" and its "toxicity," Chopra responded with characteristic New Age advice. Instead of distancing himself, Chopra wrote: "Sorry, I am not concerned about that. Stay silent. Meditate." At another point, Chopra even suggested forming a "new club: Sages Psychotics Geniuses Outcastes" for figures like themselves who faced public criticism.

Deepak Chopra’s Response and Defense

In the wake of the latest document dump, Deepak Chopra has faced a barrage of online backlash and media scrutiny. In February 2026, the author released a public statement vehemently denying any involvement in Epstein's illicit activities.

"I was never involved in, nor did I participate in, any criminal or exploitative conduct," Chopra wrote in a social media post. "Any contact I had was limited and unrelated to abusive activity."

Chopra acknowledged that some of his past correspondence reflects "poor judgment" when viewed through today's lens, but he stressed that he unequivocally condemns abuse and did not condone Epstein’s crimes. It is crucial to note that, excluding specific figures like former Prince Andrew, the vast majority of individuals named in this latest tranche of documents—including Chopra—face no formal allegations of sexual misconduct or criminal charges.

Impact and Outlook: The Shadow on Big Wellness

The revelations from the DOJ files represent a significant reputational blow to Deepak Chopra. For decades, he has built a multimillion-dollar empire—spanning books, retreats, and alternative medicine—rooted in the principles of mindfulness, healing, and ethical living.

These disclosures highlight a recurring theme in the Epstein saga: the willingness of elite society to look the other way. The fact that a globally recognized spiritual leader was comfortable sharing crude jokes and seeking financial backing from a convicted sex offender underscores the power disparities and enabling ecosystems that allowed Epstein to operate for so long.

As the public continues to digest the 3.5 million pages of the Epstein Files Transparency Act, the fallout serves as a stark reminder that proximity to wealth and power often blurs ethical lines. For the wellness industry, which relies heavily on the moral authority of its gurus, the Chopra-Epstein connection will likely prompt a deeper, more critical examination of the figures who sell enlightenment while quietly navigating the darkest corners of elite privilege.


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